10. I read 50 Shades of Grey. Is your book anything like that?
9. So, when are you going to give up your day job?
8. Are they going to make a movie out of your book?
7. I don’t buy books. They’re too expensive.
6. How long does it take to write one of your little stories?
5. You should set your story in my town/workplace/back yard
4. How big is your advance?
3. Will you name a character after me/my mother/my boy friend?
2. How can I get published?
1. I could do that if I had the time.